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Jokes
Good Work of Students

1. “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so.
What do you want me to write?”

“Your name on this report card.”

2. TEACHER: Can you spell “caterpillar?”
PUPIL: How long do I have?
TEACHER: Why?

PUPIL: I want to wait unti l it changes into a butt erfl y.
I can spell that!

3. Mrs. Johnson asked the class to write a
composition about what they would do if
they had a million dollars. Everyone except
Fannie began to write. Fannie twiddled her
thumbs and looked out the window. When
Mrs. Johnson collected the papers, Fannie’s
sheet was blank. “Fannie,” said Mrs. Johnson,
“everyone has written two pages or more,
but you’ve done nothing. Why is that?”
“Nothing is what I’d do,” replied Fannie, “if I
had a million dollars.

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