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IB Graduates
Find someone who loves you
as much as the IBO loves
acronyms.
Don’t buy 出前一丁 .
I never come to school. Stephanie Chan
“Where’s Keith again?”
Keith Chau - Ms Bailey (everyday)
Things could
be worse.
They said I would
be nothing. Now
they always say
congratulations.
Joseph Han
Jericarl Guo
Me: Can I please have an IB Diploma.
“If football has Waiter: Excuse me, ma’am, but you need to order two
taught me anything sides.
it is that you can Me: What are the sides?
overcome anything if, Waiter: You can either have sadness, agony, loneliness or
and only if, you love insomnia.
something enough.” Me: No thank you, I don’t want any sides.
- Lionel Messi. Waiter: You have to. You can’t have the IB Diploma without any of
So do what you love. our sides.
Me: Fine, I’ll pick sadness and loneliness.
Waiter: Perfect. And what would you like to drink?
Me: I’ll just stick to water, thanks.
Waiter: To make it special, we recommend sprinkling it
with the tears of exhausted teenagers.
Me: Do you have to?
Waiter: Technically no, but since I’m a non-profit
individual, my only source of income is from
this, so yes.
Seiryu Ichikawa Annabel Harb
